YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE. With love of course.

1. I am sexy, But do I know it?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES. And you don't, but you have a sexy chin.

2. How did I meet you.
Starbucks, like all "perfect" relationships.

3. Isn't Australia great.
I'd go gay for the accents. But you did little to shit in WWII.

4. Epic Sax Guy or HEYEAHYEAHYEAH


5. "Face Down Ass Up, Thats The Way I Like To ____"
CUNT
I'm not good with lyrics.

6. If a Portugese randomly came into my house and rustled my jimmies, what would I do?
Force him to watch MLP.

7. If a Portugese randomly came into my house and rustled YOUR jimmies, what would YOU do?
Beat you for making him watch MLP.

8. AIN'T THIS GUY A BOSS
Who.

9. DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY


10. Favorite N64 game
Never owned one, fuck I don't know. Mario title.
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Question for indigestion:

1: Why are you here?

2: What's your reason for purchasing Sonic '06? Trick question, you have no excuse.

3: Illegal Immigration. What are you doing about it?

4: Tell me what you're doing

5: Pretend this is a question. Only logical answers.

6: How is your current relationship?

7: Why do you think Dubstep is a real genre.

8: In addition to Number 7, convince me that Dubstep isn't a combination of a fax machine, a dial-up modem, and a malfunctioning PS1.

9: Why are you still here? LEAVE.

10: I'm not really in Canada, where do you think I am?
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